G-force Adventurer Gifts

"Wow! That's cleared my constipation."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Football

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Ego Increasing School

Yoga for beginners,

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

'Well that's certainly new!'

Bull Treadmill

Pole Vaulting Club

Stationary bicycles.

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Caution - Low gravity zone.

'You have an irritable vowel syndrome.'

'It's the ultimate micro brew. Put some hops and yeast in your mouth and gargle.'

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"Good ephening."

Spring Training