Future Warren Buffett Gifts

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

Man managing own stock portfolio with vulture in window.

Bowled over again!

Golfing Boss

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Somewhere in France

Playing cards.

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

A day at the races

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

Our 4 Branches of Government

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Kick! Go for it!

Arch of Triumph Save

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Bowl Games.

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

'We need someone on the outside.'

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car