Beckett Buff Gifts

Waiting for Godot - waiting room.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Bumble Bee

Playing cards.

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Verbal Orders

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

Vacant possession.

The Music Lover.

The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last

Lady Jane Grey

A day at the races

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Kit makes an appointment

UK dissolution

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Terry Wogan

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'Ha! OK Eddie. You owe me 50 bucks!'

'Let's get out of here! -- That's one of those thingies that hold up pizza box lids!'

"What do you think the delivery time is on a drone pizza?"

Jack the Ripper.

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Easter Island poker.

"Trevor's nose is running."

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'