Beckett Buff Pillows

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Bumble Bee

Playing cards.

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Verbal Orders

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Vacant possession.

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

Lady Jane Grey

The Music Lover.

Kit makes an appointment

A day at the races

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

UK dissolution

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"What do you think the delivery time is on a drone pizza?"

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

'Let's get out of here! -- That's one of those thingies that hold up pizza box lids!'

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

Easter Island poker.

Cheap Circus in Whitechapel

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

Evolution of the upright bass