Future Warren Buffett T-Shirts

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

Man managing own stock portfolio with vulture in window.

Golfing Boss

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Somewhere in France

Playing cards.

'Will that be coach?'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

A day at the races

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Arch of Triumph Save

Our 4 Branches of Government

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

Bowl Games.

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'We need someone on the outside.'

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"