Jimmy Buffett Fans T-Shirts

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

Batman tissue dispenser.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Finding Bigfoot

Batman's first Bat Mobile

Bobsled Police.

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

All You Can Eat

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

The Beatles

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

Hall of Fame

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

To the Batmobile!

"Actually, the attraction wasn't freedom from religious persecution but, rather, the all-you-can-eat buffet."

It's sent from a phone now.

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

'Arthur Fogle here, pretending to be the next Warren Buffett.'

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

Man managing own stock portfolio with vulture in window.

Full Moon

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'

'Looks like a new buffet opened up down the street. Feel like checking it out?'

Batman kicked Robin out of the batcave. He's persona non grotto!

'These days, everyone has a new gimmick.'

Sometimes I think you bring me along just so you can use the carpool lane.

Excess Baggage: Cruise passengers can come up with some pretty amazing questions.

The Portuguese Balloon O' War.

Jimmy Buffett at 100: Margarityville nursing home: 'Where's my dadburn cheeseburger!'