Future Tellers Facing Tech Dilemmas Gifts

"Hey Zelda...What do I do when the screen goes blank?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

The Web is mightier than the sword.

CIA Espionage

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

Luddite Zoom.

'I thought I was being technologically savvy but now I realize Twittering, Googling and Yahoo make me sound like an idiot.'

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Read the baby page instead."

'And someone's been hacking into my online banking!'

"Time can change everything. Today's security blanket can be tomorrow's superhero cape!"

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

I just knew this would be dull.

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

Baby's first text.

'Your mother tells me you've started blogging! I have no idea what that means, but stop it immediately, or you'll go blind!'

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

"You will have to text your order directly to chef. We're not speaking."

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

Who is the fairest of them all?

"We do have channel blocker, but my kid won't show me how to use it."

'Crystal ball? Do not insult me, madame. Seeing the future is a science.'

"I loved your next book!"

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

"Little Miss Muffet sat on a... puppet? Strumpet? Trumpet? Musket, crumpet... I'm the worst children's author ever." Mother Goose struggles...

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

The Fish-Eye look