Future Tellers Facing Tech Dilemmas T-Shirts

"Hey Zelda...What do I do when the screen goes blank?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

The Web is mightier than the sword.

CIA Espionage

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

I just knew this would be dull.

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

"Time can change everything. Today's security blanket can be tomorrow's superhero cape!"

"Read the baby page instead."

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

Baby's first text.

'And someone's been hacking into my online banking!'

'Your mother tells me you've started blogging! I have no idea what that means, but stop it immediately, or you'll go blind!'

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

Who is the fairest of them all?

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

The Fish-Eye look

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

'Crystal ball? Do not insult me, madame. Seeing the future is a science.'

"We do have channel blocker, but my kid won't show me how to use it."

"Little Miss Muffet sat on a... puppet? Strumpet? Trumpet? Musket, crumpet... I'm the worst children's author ever." Mother Goose struggles...

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

"I loved your next book!"

"You will have to text your order directly to chef. We're not speaking."