Future Of Flight Fan Gifts

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Migrating cows.

Caliologist

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Safest Airline in The World

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"It appears you have a virus."

Migration Music

"He keeps touching me!"

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Bev puts on an old favorite

Airbus

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

"Another flight of fancy."

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

Next stop: moon!

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'