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Dogfights/Drone Fights

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Time Machine Collision

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Migrating cows.

Caliologist

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Safest Airline in The World

Migration Music

"It appears you have a virus."

"He keeps touching me!"

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Airbus

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

BOEING Suspends Flights.

Next stop: moon!

"Naw, it's a drone."

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

"Another flight of fancy."

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'