Future Marriage Gifts

'If I want to live happily ever after, Grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Baby, baby maker

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

In the club.

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

Futuristic Teenagers.

Biological Alarm Clock.

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

New Year 2020

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

'I'm on the way!'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'We need to discuss your ultrasound.'

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

"Woah - remember humans?"

The Future