Future Marriage T-Shirts

'If I want to live happily ever after, Grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Baby, baby maker

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

In the club.

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Futuristic Teenagers.

Biological Alarm Clock.

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

New Year 2020

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'I'm on the way!'

'We need to discuss your ultrasound.'

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

"Woah - remember humans?"

The Future

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'