Future In-laws T-Shirts

'The shop lost my headress.'

'Last seen running away from St. Paul's Church...'

Wedding ceremony

Groom's supporters v Bride's supporters

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

Stockwell's day

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

"Mum, Dad... I'd like you to meet my fiance, Goldilocks."

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"He takes after your mother"

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"It seems like only yesterday we were in the age range advertisers covet."

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"Friend or foe?"

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

How human migration got started.