Future Wedding Planner T-Shirts

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Pipe Dream.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Three more years of high school."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

Boat wedding.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"...until death do you a favor."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'I always cry at weddings!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'