Wedding Planners T-Shirts

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

"Let's switch from human sacrifice to destination weddings."

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

'That was the fourth wedding cancellation, today...'

Lesbian civil partnership.

Wedding Cakes From The Future!

Groom's supporters v Bride's supporters

"I now pronounce you husband and husband."

"Jackpot ladies! I told you wedding venues were always full of fresh flowers!"

"Well it's nice that they came to an amicable solution."

The Vegan Marriage Had a Bad Start

Take your pick...(Pig to owl and pussy cat).

'For richer or poorer, with or without affordable health insurance...'

'Don't I get a manual or something.'

Two brides raise a glass.

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'Are you sure this is what you want, Steven - The cost of marriage is at an all-time high,'

'When I get married, I'm not going to be in the wedding.'

'He's afraid of heights.'

'Cool! A mystery bride.'

'Take no notice, darling. He's just a bad loser.'

'...Do you, Thomas, take Charleen as your wife, to love and cherish, for better of worse...use Rehab as may be needed...for as long as you both shall live?'

'And do you promise to keep each other warm and cozy if the cost of heating oil continues to go up and up out of reach?'

'Sorry, Ferguson -- Scoutmasters don't have the AUTHORITY to perform weddings.'

Groomzilla

Afghan Love

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"