Future Footballer's Wife Pillows

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

Football Fans

Children playing football.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

A boy with a football

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

Football Skills

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

Boy holding football.

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

"OK, let's play, but after what happened last time, Billy, I remind you: no headers!"

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

I worry that your camp concentrates too much on soccer. I'm ok, mom. Really. Specializing is bad for your joints and muscles. Chill, mom. I'm cross-training. Oh. I have very well-conditioned thumbs.

'Woo-hoo!This is the happiest day of my life!!'

Paul Pogba

'I think the other wives should take turns in doing this!'

'Thirty,love...My lovey!'

Chicken lays a football.

"It's the only way I can get him to look at me when the World Cup is on."

Love Birds love watching football together

"That's so typical of men..."

'I don't care how dirty they get on tv.'

'Jimmy's not interested in sport - He'd sooner be out, kicking a ball around.'

'If Tommy can't play right now, could we use his soccer ball?'

"This kid soccer league is getting pretty serious."

"Sorry son. I'm looking for a left-footed layer."

'Look dear, why don't you just lob the ball over until you get the hang of the game?'

Lady in card shop at 'Condolences' aisle sees category for 'Football Widows'

Rooney and Coleen merchandise.

"I'm single as well, I told my husband he had to choose between me and the World Cup."