Football Fan's Better Half Pillows

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Football Delivery

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

Conductor and the Referee Choir.

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

"...now it's time for a round up of our national sports - soccer, cricket, and knocking the BBC...."

'Gordorf, it's the fourth quarter. Get off your duff and wizard them a touch down already!'

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

Teamwork

Refrigerator running.

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

'-but when I said I wanted us to be a team,,,'

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

"Most unusual stance: lefty batting backwards."

"It says here prostate massage can spice things up in the bedroom. It just doesn’t say anything about a giant foam finger."

Medieval Consumerism