Football Fan's Better Half Gifts

"It's the only way I can get him to look at me when the World Cup is on."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Playing pig

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

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Football Delivery

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

Burkini Scandal

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

More Fifa officials indicted over bribery scandal

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

Teamwork

David Beckham

Conductor and the Referee Choir.

'Gordorf, it's the fourth quarter. Get off your duff and wizard them a touch down already!'

"...now it's time for a round up of our national sports - soccer, cricket, and knocking the BBC...."

Refrigerator running.

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

"Most unusual stance: lefty batting backwards."

'-but when I said I wanted us to be a team,,,'

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

"It says here prostate massage can spice things up in the bedroom. It just doesn’t say anything about a giant foam finger."