Future Footballer's Wife Mugs

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

Football Fans

Children playing football.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

A boy with a football

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Football Skills

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

Boy holding football.

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

"OK, let's play, but after what happened last time, Billy, I remind you: no headers!"

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

'Woo-hoo!This is the happiest day of my life!!'

'Thirty,love...My lovey!'

Chicken lays a football.

Love Birds love watching football together

'I think the other wives should take turns in doing this!'

"That's so typical of men..."

'Jimmy's not interested in sport - He'd sooner be out, kicking a ball around.'

'I don't care how dirty they get on tv.'

"This kid soccer league is getting pretty serious."

'If Tommy can't play right now, could we use his soccer ball?'

"Sorry son. I'm looking for a left-footed layer."

'Look dear, why don't you just lob the ball over until you get the hang of the game?'

Lady in card shop at 'Condolences' aisle sees category for 'Football Widows'