Soccer Star Parent Mugs

'I don't care how dirty they get on tv.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

Futsal

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

Baby Footballer

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'And this one is for getting them to every one of their practice sessions in the 2008 season.'

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

Dad Sox

'Get back to your seat, Mom. I can handle this.'

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'

"I am standing up straight."

Another Rugby Star is Born.

Thank you for not smacking

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."