Future Footballer Pillows

Children playing football.

Football Fans

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Exercising

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Future Wrestler

A boy with a football

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Big Football

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Skills

"The next time the baby kicks give him this."

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

"It's your turn, kid."

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

Boy holding football.

"Papi, will I be the first in our family to go to college?"

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

'One day you'll be able to 'sack' a football manager.'

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'