Future Football Star Fan Pillows

"This kid soccer league is getting pretty serious."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Children playing football.

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Future Wrestler

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

A boy with a football

Big Football

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

Robot Olympics

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

'Here's your chance to shine, son. Make me proud.'

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

"Humm baby!! Let's go campy Lunar Colony!!!"