Future Football Star Fan Mugs

"This kid soccer league is getting pretty serious."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Children playing football.

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Future Wrestler

Chris Froome

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

A boy with a football

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Big Football

Megan Anna Rapinoe

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

Robot Olympics

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

I'm not worried about the economy. Me either! It's not like I'm going into banking, car manufacturing, or real estate. Totally! We'll still make the big bucks. May I ask doing what? Movie actress. Rock star. When you move to L.A., I'm not converting your bedroom.

'The bite was great but you forgot to clutch your face and fall to the ground waving an imaginary card...'

This scrimmage, I'll assess your individual talents. Coach. I'll be checking out each of you! Though that would have been easier

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

Don't you hate when you build a time machine, return from the future, and forget what you were going to warn everyone about?

Your brother's threatening to be a fat cat banker. Barf! I will do something socially useful with my life! That's my girl! When I'm a famous actress, I'll talk forcefully to "Entertainment Tonight" about my vegetarian diet! Maybe we should have had more children. Or non.

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

Karim Benzema

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

"Humm baby!! Let's go campy Lunar Colony!!!"

'Here's your chance to shine, son. Make me proud.'