Future Federer Gifts

"Apparently they're both going for back to back wins."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Baby Piano

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

A child runs an equity stand.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Exercising

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Future Wrestler

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."