Future Olympian Gifts

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Just take your time, Sweetheart. Remember, it's not a race.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Help! Made the Olympic trials but couldn't get a product endorsement contract.

Your start in the egg and spoon race can be improved...

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Exercising

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Children playing football.

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

Future Wrestler

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

A boy with a football

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'Doug is determined to make it into the U.S. bobsled team for the 2014 Olympics.'