Future Olympian Gifts

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Just take your time, Sweetheart. Remember, it's not a race.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Help! Made the Olympic trials but couldn't get a product endorsement contract.

Your start in the egg and spoon race can be improved...

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Exercising

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Children playing football.

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Future Wrestler

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

A boy with a football

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

'We're going to insist that he at least finish kindergarten before entering the NBA draft.'

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'With school, sports and music lessons, I don't get to spend much quality time with my gerbil.'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'