Future Federer Prints

"Apparently they're both going for back to back wins."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Baby Piano

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

A child runs an equity stand.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Exercising

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Future Wrestler

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

'He's precocious.'

No caption. (Adult pushes buttons at an ATM. Child pushes buttons at an "APBM" - and Automatic Piggy Bank Machine.)

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'