Future Foreseer Prints

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

'I see a nine and a one. A one-night stand with a nine-month pregnancy.'

'Might still makes right, no matter who wins in elections.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

A child runs an equity stand.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

Totalitarian Humour

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It will be all your fault."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

Pessimists v Optimists.

No caption. (Adult pushes buttons at an ATM. Child pushes buttons at an "APBM" - and Automatic Piggy Bank Machine.)

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

'He's precocious.'

Budgetmageddon

Ill next Thursday

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'