Future Speedster Prints

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Birthday Racing Car

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Man running

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'I need both hands for steering.'

A souped up car...

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Rolling Stop.

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?