Future Doc In The Making Gifts

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."