Furry Flirt Pillows

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Thanks for walking me home."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

"Arouse Me!"

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

Wildlife Refuge

'Sweet, Caroline?'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

'You'd be the wind beneath my wings if I could fly.'

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'