Furniture Testing Gifts

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

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"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Surprise!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

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The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.