Furniture Saver Gifts

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I just..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

'How much did you save this year?'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Girl holding money.

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

'So, who's first?'

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Cash Rebate

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Tarzan's trees being chopped down.

World Meat Consumptiom

Pathology.

A=Gets the job done (efficient) B=Wasteful if spent (flashy) Available resources

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings were substantial.'

"Okay, you've got my arm, here's my damn leg."

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

"Is the Bernanke rate still available?...You know low."