Furniture Flood Fancier Gifts

"The plumber says to put a pan under the place that leaks."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Man's best friends."

"Get... a-nother room!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Den Furniture

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."