Furniture Flood Fancier T-Shirts

"The plumber says to put a pan under the place that leaks."

"Man's best friends."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Get... a-nother room!"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Den Furniture

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"it appears I'm being relocated"