Fur-ever Friend Seeker Gifts

"We met online."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Super pets.

"A little help, please."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Boy and his dog

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I found him on the internet.'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"It's nice to be wanted."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Living with a cataholic.

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

'You have a friend request.'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

One man and his dog.

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Social Networking Explained.

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

Charlie Shared a Post

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

Sit! Beg! Roll over! Good Kitty