Funny Home Moments Gifts

'Gesundheit, gus.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'She just came down the stairs without walking.'

"This does not make us friends."

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Who left their dishes in the sink? Life at the Petri Household.

"No - you put the cat out."

"This article says girls will come and go...but family give us unconditional love and will always be there."

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

'I'll bet my Dad's pants are bigger than yours.'

Thanks to Floss-A-Cuffs, parents can be certain that their kids will maintain proper oral hygiene.

'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

'That must be some mouse! Hang on while I get my shotgun.'

New wicket keeping gloves ?