Funny Food Follower Pillows

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Menu Dating

Filet minion

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Spontaneous Kombucha

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"What's trending?"

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

Popeye Switches to Kale.

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'So this is a kitchen!'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

Hoax Ethnic Food