Funny Food Follower Mugs

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Menu Dating

Filet minion

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

'He's cured.'

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

"What's trending?"

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

Popeye Switches to Kale.

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

'So this is a kitchen!'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.