Fast Food Follower Mugs

"I hate to agree with the likes of Pam Anderson...but it's clear. God has punished Colonel Sanders buy turning him to stone...right there in the Kentucky Capitol Rotunda!" "Pssst...Pat? It's a statue!!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

View to the Future

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Menu Dating

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Fast Food Menu Selections

'Is this still America?'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'