Funny Food Finder Gifts

The improbable burger

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

"You have arrived at your destination."

Local, free-range bug juice.

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

To diet or not...?

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

Maraschino, Inc.

Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests.

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

Mr. Fun

Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.

Chinese noodles.

"Mmm, a stinky cheese sandwich!"

'We'll have to eat out tonight - The Board of Health sealed the kitchen.'

"Dig your garden? Sure... can you cook chateaubriand?"

"It's half price because we ran out of lemons and used crushed onions."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"Mother's deviling the Easter eggs. Is that sacrilegious?"

This place says they have the biggest pizza slice in town...

"Stop staring!"

"I'd like to order something that's easy to push around on my plate."