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The improbable burger

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"You have arrived at your destination."

Local, free-range bug juice.

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

To diet or not...?

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.

Maraschino, Inc.

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

Mr. Fun

Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests.

"It's half price because we ran out of lemons and used crushed onions."

'We'll have to eat out tonight - The Board of Health sealed the kitchen.'

"Dig your garden? Sure... can you cook chateaubriand?"

Chinese noodles.

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"Mmm, a stinky cheese sandwich!"

"Mother's deviling the Easter eggs. Is that sacrilegious?"

"Stop staring!"

"I'd like to order something that's easy to push around on my plate."

This place says they have the biggest pizza slice in town...