Funny Confession Gifts

I want to thank you for coming back to my place to see my etchings, Elaine, but I have a confession to make. I don't really have any etchings. I have an Etch-a-Sketch. !

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'Ferguson's not at his desk -- He must be sleepwalking again!'

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

"Come on Father, confess. You haven't been keeping to your diet, have you?"

Clergyman and Working Girl

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

'Bless me father for I have sinned. I use trans fats in all of my pie crusts.'

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour presents: A True Confession. After days of denials, I can no longer keep the truth from my fans. There was a point several years ago where I showed kindness to rudy. I ask your forgiveness. Am I the only one having trouble following.

The dog that does the homework...

Dog Confession

'Idiot.'

"I was caught by the VAT man."

Express Confessional: Six Sins or Less

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

Pizza for the priest.

A woman doesn't realise she's speaking to a parrot in confessional.

'Forgive me father, for I've been faking computer literacy.'

'I went off my diet... it was a piece of cake.'

'I assure you everything you say to me will be held in strictest confidence.'

Tommy, I have a question for you. I didn't do nothin'. We're missing a scone. Now, no one's accusing you of anything. I swear, you've got the wrong guy. I definitely didn't take a scone when you went to check email because I was super hungry. You have the right to remain silent. I did it!

"I can't believe I ate that pizza, that whole pizza, and nothing but that pizza."

"I may be getting older, but my mind is still as sharp as a...umm...one of those little pointy things!"