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Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

'Ferguson's not at his desk -- He must be sleepwalking again!'

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

Clergyman and Working Girl

"Come on Father, confess. You haven't been keeping to your diet, have you?"

'Bless me father for I have sinned. I use trans fats in all of my pie crusts.'

'Idiot.'

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

The dog that does the homework...

Express Confessional: Six Sins or Less

'Forgive me father, for I've been faking computer literacy.'

'I went off my diet... it was a piece of cake.'

'I assure you everything you say to me will be held in strictest confidence.'

"I can't believe I ate that pizza, that whole pizza, and nothing but that pizza."

A woman doesn't realise she's speaking to a parrot in confessional.

Pizza for the priest.

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

"I may be getting older, but my mind is still as sharp as a...umm...one of those little pointy things!"

Chef's Confession