Funny Commentators Pillows

'Your zipper is awfully loud!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

Expressions of mystery.

"Can you hear me now?"

Pundits

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

Art Gallery.

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Do you believe in money at first sight?

The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting.

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

'I like it.'

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

'A shocking report shows more marriages are ending in divorce than decapitation. Could this be the end of traditional marriage, as we know it? More on that. . .after the break!'

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

People want as much government as they deserve.

"Any family history of stroke? Diabetes? Bankruptcy?"

"No, the guy who had this job before me didn't retire - he escaped."

"Tonight's big story... we're leaving you... it's not you, it's us..."

'This is what we call a 'patient'...you MAY find some reference to one of them on page 435 of your manual.'

"Let's face it, Tom. A society that's paying its Frank Sinatras and Johnny Carsons more than its yous and mes is out of whack."

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"