Funny Political Commentator Pillows

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Nation-building never works."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Trump Poutine

Laughingstock

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."