Funny Political Commentator Pillows

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Nation-building never works."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

They're Not Just That Into It

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

No-Work Orange

Reagacentennial

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Wifi in Hell

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Laughingstock

Trump Poutine

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."