Funeral Prankster Gifts

At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

The game comes first...

Dead Man's Handel

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

'Malpractice? No - it's not our dog.'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

"Well he was there a minute ago!"

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

No caption. (Mimes carry an invisible casket from a hearse).

Fisherman Funneral

"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three."

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Early Ram Raids

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

O'Leary's Monuments

Politics Books

'When you said we were planting a bug, this isn't what I thought you had in mind."

'Why is he always hanging around?'

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."

"Kevin gerrymandered our room again!!"

'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."