Funeral Facts Fanatic Gifts

'Do you know where you're going when your life is over, my son?' 'Sure. Joe's Funeral Home.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."

"Wow! I never knew the Vancouver Island marmot is among the rarest animals in the world! Pretty cool, huh?"

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"You fool! This isn't embalming fluid, this is my coffee."

Funky Facts: Sharks.

'I told you that something was wrong with your cousin Wilbur.'

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

The four hearsemen with the Alpaca lips.

"Did you know the Sun is 93 million miles from Earth?"

"Is he gonna read the ENTIRE Book of Psalms!?! C'Mon!!!"

"Never lend money to anyone over 90."

'I'm looking for something with more legroom.'

'First, let me emphasize that the open casket was his idea.'

"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."

'He would have wanted it this way, Molly.'

"Sir, did the piano die?"

Liverpool's Philharmonics orchestra become the first to play below sea level by performing the Mersey Tunnel to mark its 60th anniversary.

"Yes, it's my husband Ron, it was cheaper to get him stuffed than buried."

Chinese Funerals.

'They always say such nice things about the departed at funerals, it's a pity they're not able to hear them.'

"By the way, your phone's dead, so I've taken care of everything."

Are you sure this is what your husband meant when he said he wanted a quiet send-off?

Did you know there are more microscopic bugs living on your body than there are people on earth?

"But 'Tibetan Sky Burial' sounded so cool."