Fun-loving Mother Pillows

For mom's birthday, Dylan wanted to surprise her by making breakfast in bed.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'She's just great with the children.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Werewolves of London..."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

Circus Act

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."