Fuel Miser T-Shirts

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Critical Ethanol report

I love my motor.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'It's a hybrid.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

Self Service Island

Fuels paradise.

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

The oil crisis.

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

Fat Reduction Clinic.

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Oil tanker and refinery.

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'