Fuel Miser Prints

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Snake in the grass...

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Critical Ethanol report

I love my motor.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'It's a hybrid.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

Self Service Island

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Fuels paradise.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

The oil crisis.

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

Fat Reduction Clinic.

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Oil tanker and refinery.

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"

Briquettes

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'